{"product_id":"2027-miss-fortune-slightly-psychic-mostly-clueless-boxed-page-a-day-calendar-willow-creek-press","title":"2027 Miss Fortune: Slightly Psychic, Mostly Clueless - Boxed Page-A-Day Calendar","description":"PREDICT THIS ? Get ready for a daily dose of hilariously terrible advice with the 2027 Miss Fortune Box Calendar! Featuring shoddy predictions, sarcastic insights, and questionable guidance from the world?s worst oracle, this calendar is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at life?s woo-woo nonsense. Each page delivers a witty twist of humor and ?wisdom? that?s so bad, it might actually be good.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDAILY OVERVIEW: Each day is different, so why shouldn't your calendar be? Whether it's humor or scenery, trivia, or quotes, your desk will be the talk of the office from January 2027 to December 2027. Major public and culturally significant holidays are included, helping you stay organized and aware of the day's important events.\u003cbr\u003ePICTURE-PERFECT QUALITY ? Enjoy vivid, high-quality, full-color images, illustrations, and quotes printed with crisp, bright soy based ink on FSC-certified paper.\u003cbr\u003eTABLETOP DISPLAY ? Standing 6.2\" x 5.4\", our daily box calendars merge style with substance to fit perfectly onto any workspace or tabletop. Clean tear-off pages are mounted on a sturdy, easy-to-assemble cardboard easel for effortless display.\u003cbr\u003eTHE PERFECT GIFT ? The 2027 Miss Fortune Box Calendar is perfect for your sarcastic best friend, the coworker who lives for snark, or the optimistic family member who secretly thrives on pessimistic wit. Great for skeptics, cynics, and anyone tired of sugary affirmations. It?s the ultimate gift for those who enjoy looking at the amusing side of life?no crystal ball required!","brand":"Willow Creek Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53479149961489,"sku":"63613-WC","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/9685\/0193\/files\/63613.jpg?v=1777520210","url":"https:\/\/justcalendars.co\/products\/2027-miss-fortune-slightly-psychic-mostly-clueless-boxed-page-a-day-calendar-willow-creek-press","provider":"Just Calendars US","version":"1.0","type":"link"}